December 2009
20 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Bill's Showers
Cara: i am not confident we will make it [to your house] by 11:50, but very close
me: rally the troops
Cara: yeah, i just woke bill up, he's taking a quick shower and then coming to get me.
i fear the shower may slow shit down.
me: you know how bill always plucks his eyebrows in the shower.
and how when he washes his hair he lathers, rinses, repeats, and then repeats again.
Cara: i once waited a half hour for bill to get out of the shower because he thought his feet were too dirty. no joke.
But i don't think that will happen today.
me: Bill does the saturday new york times crossword in the shower.
Bill did his entire 2007 taxes IN THE SHOWER.
Cara: i could believe that. it only takes like 5 minutes to do taxes.
me: for you.
Bill's got like hella annuities and shit
Dec 28th
Dec 25th
SMS convo with Alisha about our hometowns
Alisha Wright: dear god, my home town is small. 10:03 PM
Me: I'm from the huge huge city of saint paul, pop 250,000 10:05 PM
Alisha Wright: 18,000. I spy two elementary school boyfriends who are alarmed at my sas. [sic] 10:07 PM
Me: You really played the field, huh? 10:07 PM
Alisha Wright: Sometimes you need to hold the most hands. 10:08 PM
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Dec 10th
THIS IS WHERE I AM FROM. →
Glad to be bringing up Chicago’s average; sorry I am bringing down MSP’s.
Dec 9th
HOLY FUCK!
pareene: rendit: Quincy Jones originally wanted ‘Bad’ to be a Michael vs. Prince duet and feature a Michael vs. Prince video to be directed by Scorsese. Because Bad was supposed to be “a tough album.” Supposedly Prince declined because he didn’t find the line “you’re butt is mine” particularly “bad.” Hopefully the line was actually “YOUR butt is mine.” The other way...
Dec 6th
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WatchWatch
antishowmanship: Onion News Network:  Most College Males Admit to Regularly Getting Stoked Watch ‘til the end; it’s worth it.
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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These are my friends, I talk to them regularly....
Travis: oh no you see it's this thing called "opera"
Andrew: ?
Travis: what they do is they take a regular classic hip-hopera like the kind we all know
Andrew: yes
Travis: and adapt it so that instead of regular music and normal rapping
Andrew: I think I follow you
Travis: it's performed with instruments and song-rapping
Travis: also usually they take the normal setting out and put the same characters in the past, and often in a foreign country
Travis: it's pretty neat, and actually gets people who don't normally listen to hip-hopera to try it out for a change
Andrew: haah
Travis: this joke! always so enjoyable to type out!
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st