Trying Too Hard

I am Jacob Huelster. I value my free time and like my steaks cooked medium rare.

I have decided to change the main focus of this blog to screenshots of people staring at the Google Streetview car, with a particular focus on Canada. There will be other things, too.

Inquiries and submissions accepted at:
jacobhuelster {at} gmail.com

The movie combo game

bullshit:

ilikemax:

mercurypdx:

nickdouglas:

  1. I describe a film plot based on two movies.
  2. You tell me the combined title.

For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.

Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.

So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.

Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family about the joys of song. But soon after they form a marching band and perform to a wildly appreciative audience, they’re forced to flee the country.

The Sound of Music Man?

PLOT: A newly engaged couple, whoose car breaks down in an isolated area, come upon a strange residence where they seek aid from a nerdish florist and his giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.

Answer: Little shop of Rocky Horror Picture show

My post: Two pot smoking half-wits from New Jersey travel back in time to stop hollywood from making a movie about their comic book character personas.

Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future

New plot: A delusional young man buys a life-size sex doll over the Internet, and falls in love with her. The family intervenes by sending the doll to a mental institution after an apparent suicide attempt, where she befriends the other patients and battles her personal demons.

Answer: Lars and the Valley of the Real Dolls

PLOT: Three men find themselves in a pickle when a baby shows up on the doorstep of their New York bachelor pad.  Things get even stranger when they discover the baby may be more than slightly evil.

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